yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via life-can-be-colourless)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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(via departured)

ethiopienne:

instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence

(via departured)

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via departured)

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